Q: What should you do when a British banker picks a fight with you?
A: £ some ¢¢ into him.
Q: What do ypu do when a judge takes part of a law off the books?
A: § violence.
Q: What did the football coach get from the vending machine in the middle of the game?
A: A ¼ back at ½ time.
Q: How hot did it get when the policeman interrogated the mathematician?
Q: What does a punctilious plagiarist do?